“Photography: No matter how good you get, sometimes you will just have entirely the wrong angle.”, 18. What I like about photographs is that they capture a moment that’s gone forever, impossible to reproduce. Who sees the human face correctly: the photographer, the mirror, or the painter? This site uses Akismet to reduce spam. When you photograph people in color, you photograph their clothes. “Buying a Nikon doesn’t make you a photographer. Photographs from many of the best photographers. Sometimes I do get to places just when God’s ready to have somebody click the shutter. There are no bad pictures; that’s just how your face looks sometimes. • For what to write on greeting cards, emails and letters. First the frame you, then they shoot you and then hang you on the wall.”, 10. 3. The more you photograph, the more you realize what can and what can’t be photographed. It is ok, I’m a photographer.”, 17. Which is probably the reason why I work exclusively in black and white… to highlight that contrast. We all have a photographic memory. But when you photograph people in Black and white, you photograph their souls! If you can’t feel what you’re looking at, then you’re never going to get others to feel anything when they look at your pictures. Funny Quotes and Sayings About Photograph Whether you’re a pro or a hobbyist, you’ve probably encountered one of these jokes or memes. You just react to what you see, and take many, many pictures.” – Elliott Erwitt. Perhaps I am old-fashioned, but black and white films still hold an affectionate place in my heart; they have an incomparable mystique and mood. Photographer Humor. These are things that are floating around… Every other artist begins with a blank canvas, a piece of paper the photographer begins with the finished product. Sorry, your blog cannot share posts by email. Need some inspiration to get you through the rest of the week and into the sweet embrace of the weekend? You don’t make a photograph just with a camera. Sometimes though I take my photography a little too serious; so I thought I’d share some of the photography humor I’ve collected over the last year. Or maybe you prefer humor? There are others who think taking pictures is all about a phone with a camera. “Photographers: the only people who don’t get arrested for flashing and exposing in public.”, 8. Photography is an immediate reaction, drawing is a meditation. Photography is a reality so subtle that it becomes more real than reality. Sometimes it’s tough being a photographer. • For scrapbooking and party invitations. “Photographer is very mean: first, they frame you, then they shoot you than they hang you on the wall.”. Your photography is a record of your living, for anyone who really sees. That’s something I’ve always wanted to do. Fill in your details below or click an icon to log in: You are commenting using your WordPress.com account. Mar 27, 2016 - Photographer Humor. ( Log Out /  Twelve significant photographs in any one year is a good crop. “I will shoot you. Colour is distracting in a way, it pleases the eye but it doesn’t necessarily reach the heart. “I shoot people and sometimes cut off their heads.”. It has touched more people than any other profession ever to be practiced – almost every human being since the invention of the camera has been photographed at least once their lifetimes. What’s the best way to make money in photography? A good snapshot keeps a moment from running away. Interviews with master photographers and biography. 25 Photography Jokes, Quotes and Cartoons, View rainydayreflections’s profile on Facebook, 25 Photography Jokes, Quotes and Cartoons. Color is everything, black and white are more. Just click a button all day…said no photographer ever.”, 9. The chap behind the counter says “seems like a fair swap to me”. “Be kind to your photographer the power of editing is in their hands.”. Some don’t have film. Funny Photography Quotes | Photography is all about enjoying the moments, clicking the picture and having fun times with your loved someones. “Life is like photography; you need negatives to develop.”, 15. The camera should be used for a recording of life, for rendering the very substance and quintessence of the thing itself, whether it be polished steel or palpitating flesh. A friend of mine is always going on about photography jokes. Courtesy of design team at The Shoppe Designs. The camera cannot lie, but it can be an accessory to untruth. “People say photographs don’t lie, mine do.” – David Lachapelle. Much can be implied by suggestion, but the statement demands certainty… absolute certainty. Change ), You are commenting using your Google account. “Gosh, my job is so easy! You get to travel the world, shoot babies or weddings, and you might even. “Photography is pretty simple stuff. Photography has no rules, it is not a sport. Mike is the editor of Greeting Card Poet. You need less imagination to be a painter because you can invent things. To many, photography is about a profession. A camera is a tool for learning how to see without a camera.